http://darklooks.com/blog it's just my motor running Sat, 24 Sep 2011 19:30:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://darklooks.com/blog/2010/03/25/annals-of-patronising-everything/ http://darklooks.com/blog/2010/03/25/annals-of-patronising-everything/#comments Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:14:19 +0000 Mike http://darklooks.com/blog/2010/03/25/annals-of-patronising-everything/ Continue reading →]]> We all know know that everything is labelled in line with the principle that, whatever it is, it is fatally dangerous when misapplied; and must therefore be warned of to within an inch of its (and my) life, lest I accidentally snort a litre of toilet cleaner or try to put out a housefire with a teabag. I have just accumulated the latest gem, found on an air-freshener I bought to remove the scent of damp plaster from the flat: “Air fresheners do not replace good hygiene practices”. This means, presumably, that I will have to go and fish my toothbrush out of the bin….

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