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The link speaks for itself

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“The UN Panel says every country will be affected by global warming”
Reaches for atlas. Unable to locate any countries not on the globe.
Reaches for dictionary. Unable to find relevant alternative definitions of global.
Concludes either:
a) “Global warming” now a set phrase and as such UK anglophones (at least) no longer required to consider what either of [...]

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Discoveries!

World Traveller isn’t that bad
10.50 is still a lot of hours on a plane
It is possible to get sunburnt in October (I suppose this is the whole point of California, but somehow missed it before)

The hotel room has small vignettes of life somewhere (I think) South American and crushingly poor — I’m not sure whether [...]

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Acknowledged: have neglected this personality-dissemination forum more than usual lately. Have therefore spruced up the neighbourhood a bit. Yell if bits of it don’t work. It may look neat on the surface, but, swan-like, there’s nine kinds of activity going on under the surface. With that in mind, does anyone have any idea where this [...]

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As if I Can Has Cheezburger weren’t enough, now we can all consume our fill of hot kitty-on-Mac action here.
I promise faithfully to get out more.

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Quite innocently, whilst wondering around London Bridge last week, I was struck by the sheer number of men who fell into one of two broad categories I have for them. For more on the moral dilemma resulting, I can only direct you to the Venn-ish diagram I knocked up. It illustrates the point, I feel, [...]

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I’m pleased to say that Tom’s original Delia/disaster mashup has generated a whole host of imitators, all alive to the comic possibilities of sheer gas-fuelled farce. Well, OK, 2. Now Marcus Anonymous has contributed the following receipt, based loosely on this:

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… Inigo Montoya: you killed my father; prepare to die…
which reminded me of this loveling little sniplet of imagerial goodness I wanted to share….

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I’m glad of the internet, because I can find things like this, and my faith in science is restored. What a relief.

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You will need:

One shoulder of lamb
One large casserole dish
2 bottles champagne
9 bottles wine (2 white, 7 red)
2 parents
3 friends
Gin
One lime

Place the lamb in a tasty tagine.
Make a gin sorbet, a mackerel pate (process together mackerel fillets — watch the bones — Philly Light, Quark and freshly ground black pepper), fresh bread, an egg florentine in [...]

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