I am 72 hours from Denver and I have just come down with a stinking cold and I am stuffy and miserable and generally afflicted with manflu. A malison upon the common cold!
Just doing my duty….
Entries Tagged as 'Nonsense'
Curses!
October 2nd, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Friends · Navel-gazing · Nonsense
Th’road into Winter
October 1st, 2008 · No Comments
Spotted this as I planned my escape route from Denver into the Rockies for next week….
Tags: Counterfactual · Hols · Nonsense
Delia’s Toasties
September 15th, 2008 · No Comments
I can’t quite believe I have allowed things to progress this far without sharing with you the joy of Delia’s Toasties, mentioning it only in passing in an earlier post. Let me therefore correct that error…
For those of you who enjoyed “Tuna and Pasta Bake, Oh My!”, here’s the original from which I shamelessly lifted [...]
Tags: Domesticity · Friends · Nonsense
The horror which could have been…
September 11th, 2008 · No Comments
If I ever grow significant facial hair again, send me this link.
Tags: Nonsense
Paleface Maiden
July 21st, 2008 · No Comments
Sat quietly here in Darklooks Mansions, I have been completely unable to get out of my head the snippet of doggerel Ethel Meaker came out with to explain Nadia Popov’s dangerous hayfever to, I think, some native American ghosts who, just to really lay the cultural understanding on thick, could only speak in Longfellowesque trochaic [...]
I know where I’m moving…
February 22nd, 2008 · No Comments
… and I’m not going to tell you, yet, until references and everything of that ilk is complete. But watch this space.
Tags: Domesticity · Nonsense
Mystifying Eternal Certainties
February 15th, 2008 · No Comments
(”Mystifying” by the way used as an adjective.)
To pack, simply sort through your belongings and throw 50% of them out, until you have twice what you started with
Whilst packing, you will suddenly remember your favourite shirt/blouse/t-shirt and, despite not having thrown a single piece of clothing out for the last 20 years, will be utterly [...]
Tags: Domesticity · Navel-gazing · Nonsense
Absolutely Everything
February 11th, 2008 · No Comments
Since I am now doing absolutely everything at once, and with rather more success than in earlier, more laid-back, times… anyone know how this works? I know that tasks expand to fill the available time, that’s fine: what I’m interested is the corollary, in which efficiency seems to increase exponentially to a (linear) increase in [...]
Tags: Navel-gazing · Nonsense
Completely Camera-esque
December 4th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Seen on a giant ad hoarding on my way home today: “Imagine… expressing your emotions with optical zoom”
I can’t even begin to understand how I have successfully expressed my emotions all these years without an optical zoom (save the built in one, where you move the lens assembly and imaging surfaces closer to the object [...]
Tags: Earworms · Militancy · Nonsense
Wikipedia vs Conservapedia
November 21st, 2007 · No Comments
The link speaks for itself